Published Humor. Lucrative Side Hustle.

Read it in college. Tortured by it every hayfever season ever since. With apologies to Walt Whitman.

Nothing says “you’re in a safe space” like warm water, the hum of the exhaust fan, and a decrepit bottle of Selsun Blue Medicated Anti-Dandruff Shampoo.

Brake jobs, belts, engine rebuilds: that’s my area of expertise. But now suddenly so is the strategic importance of tiny Kharg Island with its critical oil depot.